An Indian who has lived in America for the majority of their life but has still managed to maintain a terrible Indian accent. They frequently call people who annoy them "hoes" or "hoebag". They don't wear their heart on their sleeves but on their face, as demostrated by their vivid facial expressions.
"Hey, what did that Patel say to you?"
"That damn biznatch said, 'Ya hoe!' just because I asked if she straightened her hair"