town near Leeds
full of old people, and posh twats who live
in big houses
and shop at Jack Wills
, but who like to think they're badass because they're 'from Yorkshire
.' It has all the snobbishness of the South condensed into
with a couple of cafes and some charity shops.
Mother - "Let's go partake
of luncheon in Betty's Cafe! Hopefully there won't be too many
peasants on the streets today."
Daughter - "Certainly mama, just let me fetch
my Chanel handbag and Gucci glasses as I simply cannot
be seen in public without them!"