from Pahrump, NV. Typically a cheapskate with little knowledge of personal
hygiene. Many of them aspire to and are actually elected to local political
offices. Pahrumpians shun grooming instruments found in most other parts of the United States such
blades (women only), and q-tips. Pahrumpians appear in force for unknown reasons on the 1st of every
month, driving 1980's model cars that
are partially assembled of wood. They can be found feasting in local department stores on goods such
as hot dogs.
Don't be feel bad about missing the sale
Dave, that guy was a Pahrumpian and wasn't going to buy anything anyways.