2 definitions by Mr_Touchy

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Post-Masturbation peeing pain

That burning pain you sometimes get when you pee after masterbation
"Dude! Where were you last night?"
"Sorry man had to stay in, had a terrible case of PMPP"
"Ouch man, what does it feel like?"
"How about I set fire to your foreskin?"
by Mr_Touchy October 17, 2011

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To fuck someone with a limb, but most commonly your arm

To fist someone up to your forearm
Person 1: Man My girlfriend keeps complaining that I'm shit in bed
Person 2: You should try limbing on her man
Person 1: That's a great idea!
Person 2: Yeah man! Grab those guys!
by Mr_Touchy October 07, 2016

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