shi·a·pher·na·lia /ˌshitəfərˈneɪlyə, -fəˈneɪl-/ shit-uh-fer-neyl-yuh, -fuh-neyl-
1. ( sometimes used with a singular verb ) incredible amount of RANDOM equipment, apparatus, or furnishings
2. ( used with a plural verb ) personal belongings randomly misplaced in an unnatural location.
Let's go! Did you pack all your shitaphernalia?
My girlfriend keeps all her shitaphernalia in her glove compartment.