2 definitions by MrAubergine

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The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.
Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.
by MrAubergine March 07, 2014

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Any achievement where during the course of your normal job you luck out and become hailed as a hero despite being hugely mediocre up until that point. Usually a sporting reference; and most likely a once in a lifetime event.
Origin; Carlisle United on loan goalkeeper who scored winning goal in extra time to maintain league status of the club.
Jenson Button, what a lucktard becoming F1 world champ, the Jimmy Glass of motor racing.
by MrAubergine March 11, 2010

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