2 definitions by MrAmazingful

Top Definition
1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating

See Crock.
Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...

Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!
by MrAmazingful July 15, 2011

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Slang for a penis; crotch + cock
Anyone would feel insignificant if they compared their crock to the empire state building...except for me.
by MrAmazingful July 15, 2011

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