1 definition by Mr.Slowbear

Top Definition
Quite simply, a Christian emo. I don't know if you've ever met one. If you haven't then may the powers that be spare you from such a fate. If you know one, then you know the reason for my agression.

These are the kind of kids who try to be Metal, but can't because mum and dad won't let them, and so become shitty little teenyboppers.

Perfect targets for a Sparta Kick, due to their incessant whining.
Anyone who listens to All Time Low, Paramore, Shorstack etc. and tries to tell you about religion at the same time. Or something along those lines. You'll know 'em if you see 'em.

Everytime you masturbate, God makes a Crimo
by Mr.Slowbear August 26, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×