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rhyming slang for good sort - when sung refers to the whereabouts of a hot chick
"jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort"
by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008

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a vagina, colloquially refered to as a 'joot'
1. "show us ya joot!"
2. "she had a tight little joot"
by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008

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