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jew
The word jew originates from the evil betrayer that was named judas.

He formed a secret cult named isreal to take down the evil tyrant, Jesus K. Rist. The tyrant had conqured many villages in his age with Judas by his side as his general. But one day jesus was lk tottaly rippin the piss outa judas misses goin off wiv jam so lk judas went a-wall n smackted jesus and jesus was lk, wow wow i dont think that was nessery.

so judas got banished and was tottaly pissed so he grassed on jesus to the sissy romans coz they laffed at him.

so judas decided 2 take matter 2 his own hands and formed his new isrealian cult, and started to plot against jesus. throught plannin, many of the isrealians wanted 2 order some pizzas and strippers n shit lk ini but judas was allways lk, fuk that we need 2 save our money. so all the boys nicknamed him judas the cheap bstrd
which is jew for short

and thats the origin of the word jew.

Judas did go on with his plans against the evil tyrant that was jesus. but failed misserbaly, fortunatly though jesus caught aids n died while cryin lk a school boy bitch and all the sissy romans laughed at him while ceaser raped him. and they all lived appily eva after....

cept judas couz hes a fwkin jew
Cheap Jewish Basrerd,
Hey this guy wont give me alf price, hes such a fwkin jew

I dont want your fwkin bagles you jew.
by Mr. alf an inch April 19, 2008