!. Anal Johnson: Man who works in the saloon
and keeps things nice and clean.
2. The Anal Johnson: guy who inserts
his toe in your
anus, while you are blowing him, in an unexpected fashion.
1. Bob: Did that guy just spit
in the beer mug he's cleaning? What the fuck
Brandon: Shhhh. Thats Anal Johnson, he don't like it dirty
or obscene...and he owns a fucking
2. Bob: What the fuck
are you doing down there, the Anal Johnson??
Brandon: I'm just
trying to make it better for you. (weeps)