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An elusive pair of beautiful boobies - kept warm and cozy in a grey dress. Only visible after midnight in various pubs and never to be seen again. Completely unforgettable - they will ruin the attractiveness of most all other females. Proof that God does love mankind.
I thought I saw gritties the other night but it was only a basketball in a gym bag.
by Mr. Smith's November 08, 2007

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