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Combination of words meaning "(vi)deo (ga)me (n)erd." Most often vigans spend their time rotting on a couch playing various video games. They are rarely seen outside, but when they do venture outdoors the sun may cause temporary blindness.

It is advisable to wear sunglasses on your first few outings where you will be exposed to sunlight if you are recovering or are currently going through a vigaddiction.
Poor Marcus. He has become such a vigan that no one wants to hang out with him anymore!
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company December 04, 2011

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The intense change of emotions that occurs when the sun sets. Often non-frightening things turn very scary when night approaches and you are laying in the bed. Symptoms include: imagining the broom in the corner is a serial killer coming to murder you, carrying around a baseball bat just to go to the toilet, and burying yourself beneath mountains of blankets so the horrors of the night do not get you.
Oh my word! When my phone vibrated on my dresser last night, I was so freaked that I bashed it in with my fist.

Wowzers, dude. You must have had a serious case of noctophobia.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

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Elite group of mysterious ninja-like people who do awesome things- it's a confidential group with membership required.

"Stealth. Style. Smarts. Once a 'vark, always a 'vark!"
Someone took my gum! I had tucked it into the left pocket of the right pouch of my jacket inside my backpack's storage compartment.

Wow, Jenna. Maybe it was a ninja.

Stella, my backpack was locked inside my locker!

Must've been one of the Skittish Aardvarks.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company January 09, 2012

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An expletive used in place of many modern curse words. Used most commonly as a noun.
Jack, I can't believe you would purposefully ruin my new hoodie!

Hush yourself, Zachary. You're such a nicro, nobody cares about how you feel.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

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One who feels the urge to wear socks that proceed above the ankle and rest around the shins. Both nerds and popular people may be high-sockers. While it is very hard to do so, a few fortunate people actually manage to pull off the look and come across as sophisticated individuals.
Did you see Joseph? He had his socks hiked all the way up to his shins!

Man. He must think he's a high-socker or something.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

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A quirple is a rude, insulting, and often rhetorical question meant to offend or embarrass someone.
When he asked me if I ever brush my teeth, I was so mad I almost murdered him with my carrot sticks.

Preach it, Lindsay! No one should get away with a rude quirple like that.
by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

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