1 definition by Mr. Hugh Jarms

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A living legend... His smells apartment smells of rich mohagany and he has many leather bound books. He once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt. In his free time he likes long walks on the beach and small puppies. In his free time he likes rescuing turtles, small children and milfs. He pisses excellence, and his cock eats small animals. Vneck shirts are often seen on these creatures. He is liable to be seen to be seen doing hood rat stuff with friends at any given moment.
I woke had a hearty piss of excellence... therefore i just pulled a Dolen.

I had an extra large helping and wore a vneck... therefore I am a dolen.

I have 17 different girls at any given time, and often mix up names and events... therefore, I am a dolen
by Mr. Hugh Jarms September 14, 2009

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