n. A dance usually done with art utensils in hand. The dance can be done to the beat of most songs and is acceptable at any time. The dance should also be done after the trigger word, "turpentine", is said aloud.
v. The act of performing the Dirty Turp
"I just learned how to do the Dirty Turp!"
"Go do the Dirty Turp with that girl right now. She'll be entranced by those moves."
"I just Dirty Turp'd with this girl one night and, to make a long story short, she's my wife now!"