To seem to be wanting to comfort women who have recently broken up with their significant other when in reality, you are just playing the role of the "shoulder to cry on" to get in her pants.
Friend 1, "Dude Hanna came over last night."
Friend 2, "You know she broke up with her boyfriend two nights ago?"
Friend 1, "Oh yeah. I totally had ulterior motives and pulled off a nickykruz"
Friend 2, "Gnarly my dude!"
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