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2 definitions by Mr. Assmed's Turtlekeeper

 
1.
A micro swimsuit for guys that defies the laws of physics while diving, swimming and walking.
Tom Daley is wearing a swimkini again...however does he keep it on is a mystery.
by Mr. Assmed's Turtlekeeper March 25, 2013
 
2.
References to one's privates in a nice way. Said with an British/English accent.
"Gahhhhh, cover your privities, I've seen too much."

"Elp I've been kicked in me privities."
"Don't go showing your privities, alrighty then."
"Lookie there, I can see his privities through his swimkini"
by Mr. Assmed's Turtlekeeper March 25, 2013