1 definition by Mr. 312

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Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.
Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?

Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
#dirty sanches #dirty martinez #poon #sex #dirty
by Mr. 312 March 19, 2009
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