It's Not Just A Toast
It's A Speech A Roast And A Toast
It's A . . . SPROAST
A SPROAST is a Speech A Roast And A Toast.
You can make it as long or short as you want. It allows you to throw in some good Jab's at the person being toasted, as well as the usual "He or She's a Good Friend" part of every Speech or Toast.
As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “Wished.” Cheers!
Being Ugly is no crime . . . Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair! But Seriously, When it comes to friends . . . Cheers!
After all Joe, any friend of yours . . . Is obviously a poor judge of character . . . But Seriously . . . When it comes to needing a frenemy . . . Your Number One . . . Cheers!