A tea cozy is a hat shaped liked a bowl that british people love to call tea cozy.A tea cozy is popular between the ages of 13 to 18 and british people seem to think children are wearing tea cozys but they are actually hats.
Mr.Williams the IV:Adam!!!Get that tea cozy of your head.Damn children wearing tea cozies as hats.
Adam:Mr Williams this is a hat not a tea cozy ,a H-A-T you wear them on your head.
Luke farnsworth the third:What the bloody hell did you just say.your a bloody wanker corblimey.