3 definitions by Mr Stuzo

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Heavy Mad Wi' It

Acronym used (Typically in Glasgow) to describe the level of intoxication attained either by one or an observed person. Usually used by the Lower classes but is gaining popularity in certain circles of wealthy Gentlemen
Gentleman No1 "I say Archie I heard you ran into a spot of trouble with the local constabulary last night, is this true?"

Gentleman No2 "Well I was out with some of the lads of the Rugby club, we frequented some bars and enjoyed a brandy or two..as is ones want and ended up HMWI and killed a lady of the night"

Gentlemen No1 "I say you certainly ruffled some feathers, what was the charge"

Gentle man No2 "No charge, I merely explained that my family were very wealthy. We had a brief chuckle over the incident and that was it really...so all in all a good night"
by Mr Stuzo July 22, 2008
HLS
Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.
Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"
by Mr Stuzo July 22, 2008
HLS
Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.
Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a night of vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"
by Mr Stuzo July 22, 2008

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