to push a beautiful woman off of you in order to watch the
World Series of Poker or read a racing form
My wife is beautiful and kinky but I was fergized by my racing form.
after sex with a beautiful woman and while still in bed, to longingly look down the hall at your shop vac
She was awesome and hot in every way but I was still isoned.
to wake up in bed with a catfish(the larger the better) in your face and like it.
He woke up suellened and then fried it for breakfast.
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