1 definition by Mr Guevara

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(pa-riss-d)
To dammage irreprably, and inefficiently, in a violent and messy manner. Often loudly.
Tobias: Hey Paris, throw this watch at a wall; its shockproof
paris throws watch. It breaks, into multiple pieces
Tobias: You just parised my watch, bitch!
by Mr Guevara January 27, 2007

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