2 definitions by Mr Fisty

Top Definition
A punch with a twist of confidence and smug revelry.

Alternatives include paaanch or paaaaaaaaaaaanch depending of the level of accentuation required.
"This monkey was jiving me so I fixed his wagon with a panch"

"Man, I'm so sorry for denting your schvinkenvankan." "Paaaaaaanch!"
by Mr Fisty May 14, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
A person who's gone beyond the point of crazy and has finally flipped out.

Derives it's origins from the crazies who have taken a rifle to the top of a clock tower, presumably because the ticking of a giant clock is soothing to some people.
"Whoa man, did you hear that Mickey went nuts and panched that guy for dinging his car?"

"Yeah, I always thought he was a total Clocktower."

or

"If I don't make some friends soon, I'm gonna go Clocktower."
by Mr Fisty June 18, 2006

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug