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2 definitions by Mr Eff

 
1.
1. The act of spewing forth profanities as if you were a dirty sailor.

2. using excessive profane, or vulgar language in an unacceptable setting

1."Grandma has a dirty sailor mouth... Shut the f*** up Timmy!"

2. "Oh I love it when you f*** my **** with your *** **** captain **** bucket **** *** jackhammer ****ed *** **** ****** **** rub my **** with a ****ing titmouse"
by Mr Eff October 31, 2007
 
2.
1. when a friend leaves the party earlier than anticipated, unannounced like a shadow in the night, due to overconsumption of spirits, or in the pursuit of booty (usually your sister).
"hey wheres Jeff?... i dunno man have you seen my sister?... awwww man wtf!? Sketch bailer!"
by Mr Eff August 23, 2008