(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'
MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.
They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.
Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.
NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...