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67 definitions by Mr Ben

Not to be confused with whatever, wuhhuhbuh is a term used to indicate confusion or ignorance with regards to a specific matter.
"Mr Ben, what do you think about the economic climate within Bulgaria and it's impact on the common European markets when Bulgaria joins the EU in 2007?"

by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
Not to be confused with slightly, a slighty is a semi-transparent night dress worn by women. Tragically, older women.
"Woa dude! I was watching your TV and your mom came down wearing this white slighty! I was so emabarrassed!"
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
A derogatory term, used to describe bogus-sounding chemicals found in various products within the cosmetics industry.
"New Pantene Pro-V Ultra! With polyhydro-oxides and vitamin G17! Restores the shine to your hair!" - "polyhydro-oxides" and "vitamin G17" are two examples of newidiums.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
The absolute worst form of something. The opposite of the Real McCoy - if it's the Real McCinsey, you're fucked mister!
"This pizza is total McCinsey! I want my money back, bitch!"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.
"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
To shoot or snipe someone in the back, without their knowledge (and probably, their approval).
"I would happily shoot him if he was on the job. Gloop him!" - Rimmer to Lister, "Red Dwarf - Justice"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
Name given to the informal links that criss-cross upper society, enabling people with power to do favours in exchange for favours with someone else in a different area of expertise. May also be called bribery and cheating buggery.
"I need a loan but my bank manager can't help me. Can you lend me a couple of thousand until the divorce is settled?" - typical plea given when consulting the Old Boy's Network.
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005