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67 definitions by Mr Ben

An individual who is somewhat large in size, due to a perceived excess of food and/or alcohol consumption. An insult.
"Look out, here comes the chunk monster!"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
Possibly the greatest dice-throwing RPG that has never become "mainstream" like "Dungeons & Dragons" or "Vampire: The Mascarade". Futuristic cyber-punk bliss with an OTT sense of humour. A must for fans of funny shaped dice.
"Power is a gift. Like all gifts from SLA Industries, it can be taken away." - Mr Slayer, owner of SLA Industries.
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.
"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.
"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
That horrible oil that gathers around the edge of a dinner plate whilst eating badly-cooked or cheap canteen food. Unnaturally red or yellow in colour and about as good for your health as a heart attack.
"Hey chef! What's all this sluce doing here?"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
Arguably, the worst film ever produced. Makes "Gigli" look like "Gone With The Wind". A film so bad that the two leading actors are Hulk Hogan and Grace Jones. And there's a fake talking parrot in there as well, which gives a better performance.
"No please! Do we have to watch "McCinsey's Island" again? I'll tell you everything!" - form of torture used in Iraq, since outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
To throw into a bin, to dispose of, to discard rubbish.
"Another AOL trial CD in the post."

"Oh, just file it under B."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005