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3 definitions by Mousetower

 
1.
A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something
That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.
by Mousetower December 17, 2005
 
2.
Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.
"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"
by Mousetower July 23, 2006
 
3.
The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.
I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.
by Mousetower February 17, 2011