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One who performs oral sex on the male anatomy frequently with many partners.
The cockguzzler resembled a circus seal with many horns in front of them.
by Mourningstar Productions July 28, 2003

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A paradoy of the Decpticon Robots in the Transformers series. Molesticons are the evil forces who rival the Analbots of the Transvestites. The diabolical robots like to go in disguise, taping their dicks between their thighs. They love to molest humans
Oh, no! Take cover, the Molesticons have invaded!
by Mourningstar Productions July 28, 2003

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n. a person lower in status than an asshole. They are merely a half of an ass hole.
"Get outta the fuckin' way you half-hole!"
by Mourningstar Productions August 17, 2003

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