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Noun: 1. A delicious salty spread made entirely from farm-fresh Mer-people. It's a cheap party if they're serving Mermanlade.

2. To really spread your jump-off wide open and lay inches of pipe.
1. I only eat Mermalade from the upper-Caspian Sea Region.

2. Yo I tried to mermalade dat hoe in the back of her Prius. Ain't no room to hit it right.
by MountBaldy December 30, 2011

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