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4 definitions by Morsemann

 
1.
Born retarded, Kenny Glenn spent most of his childhood in Lawton, Oklahoma. On the 15th of February, 2009 he went ahead and signed his own doom by having his retarded friend record him beating the shit out of Dusty the Cat. This of course brought upon him the wrath of the world leading us all to believe that Dusty is in fact the reincarnation of Limecat himself.
A: What the fuck is wrong with this kid???
B: Oh, that's Kenny Glenn... I'm just gonna head over there cause honestly I can't watch this.
A: Jesus, why the fuck would he do that to a poor cat!?
by Morsemann February 17, 2009
 
2.
The best thing that could ever happen to you.
No Fuckin' Way!! 2 Girls!!
by morsemann May 14, 2008
 
3.
All soft and cuddly, but you never get to be with one.
Dude 1: Hey bro you goin' out with that chick you told me?
Dude 2: Nah, She said she has to study coz her finals are comin up next month. I understand. Education is important, you know?
Dude 1 to himself: What a fuckin' looser!
Dude 2: Girls...
by morsemann May 14, 2008
 
4.
A weird shovel like utensil I could never figure out.
A: Hey is this your new cheese plane?
B: Yeah dude! Tight huh?
A: Cool dude does it work?
B: I don't know, does it?
by morsemann April 27, 2008