8 definitions by Morbid Thor

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Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very scary and evil! The grimmest, most frostbitten and evillest entity in existance. Satanically all-powerful! Followed by many acolytes. Praised by Acoustic Black Metal bands such as Impaled Northern Moonforest.
Hail The Necrowizard!
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004
The most satanically blasphemous type of music known to exist. It is meant to praise the Necrowizard, and promote his unholy vision of Planet Norway! Some great ABM bands are: Impaled Northern Moonforest, ORGH, Nocturnal Blasphemy, Fjord of Fury, Morkk Pikk, Satanic Necrokvlt Lord, Inverted Blasphemous Moongoats of Norway etc.
"Rarrr! Satan destroy your soul!"
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004
The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!
"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"
by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004
Blasphemous place of perpetual frost and darkness! Known as Earth before the Return of the Necrowizard! Acolytes serve his Unholy Name! Posers freeze.
All gay people and music became extinct upon the materialization of Planet Norway
by Morbid Thor December 29, 2004
Very very very very very very very scary and carnivorous goats with big horns and pointy fangs. They feed on posers, fags and poser-fags, that cannot be included in the Necrowizard's blasphemous plan of Planet Norway. Moongoats are known to blasphemously drag the Necrowizards unholy necrobobsled, across the perpetually grim and Norwegiously frostbitten moonfjords of Abazagorath!
the blasphemous moongoat disemboweled 666 poserfags!
by Morbid Thor December 28, 2004
Very very very very very scary and blasphemous monster. They reside in the grimmest and most frostbitten winterfjords, moonforests, and necromountains. Like Moongoats, Necroyetis too, feed on poser blood, and serve the Necrowizard and his blasphemous acolytes!
GRAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!! The Necroyeti howled while the morbid axe of Satan descended upon the posers gay head!
by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004
Impaling posers, fags, and poserfags on something very very very very very very scary and unholy!

Impaling a necroslut or a necrovirgin anally (sodomizing)
I grimpaled that poserfag on an inverted cross!
by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004

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