1 definition by Mooseyip

Top Definition
The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.
Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*
by Mooseyip July 08, 2010

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