When living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.
"My parents are really driving me crazy this Thanksgiving, Cindy. I think we need to walk the weed."
"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."
A call made simply because you are bored on the toilet.
I knew that Priya was doodoo dialing me because right after I heard a flush she said she had to go.
Often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders.
And to think, I met your father at booty o'clock!
The feeling of extreme horniness during times of great emotional pain.
After Uncle Grover died, I got so mourny that I went to a strip club after the funeral.
a female bartender especially at a place where all the other bartenders are male
These dudes make some weak drinks, but that girltender over there is makin' them HEAVY.
an ideal relationship
Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.
a little stoned, ie not too high
"I don't know if I want to get stoned, but I'll get a little pebbled."