2 definitions by Montage Crandall

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The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.
Man, I wish I could meet Horton.
by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004
A fearful animal with a body like an ugly deer, a bill like a duck, moose's antlers, and back legs like a rabbits. Only found in small redneck towns on the outskirts of other redneck towns, usually by people who are crazy, drunk, or both (crunk).
1.The ganoose can crush a boatload of men and pick its teeth with the ores.

2.Jimmy thought he shot himself a ganoose last weekend, but it was just a couple of cows.
by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004

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