7 definitions by Monodon

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Skin colour caused by using cheap fake tanning lotion
Her huge gold earrings clashed with her whorange skin
by Monodon July 27, 2004
Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films
Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?
by Monodon July 27, 2004
1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina
1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower
by Monodon July 27, 2004
excessively long nipples that are highly visible through a woman's clothing
whoah ... did you see the monkey's thumbs on that
by Monodon July 27, 2004
The kind of pussy you only go for when you are wearing beer goggles
I was so pissed last night I ended up having a keblabia
by Monodon July 27, 2004
someone with big puffy lips, like the Michelin man
Leslie Ash used to be fine, but since her botched op she is a right Michelips.
by Monodon July 27, 2004
what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
by Monodon July 27, 2004
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