Monkey Sling Poo
The worst shit you can imagine.
Bill: I blew up on the toilet, it was an apocalyshit.
When someone sneezes and soils their underwear with poop and pee.
Bill: There was a girl in class that snee-poo-peed and we could all see it.
When a man and woman are having anal sex and the woman farts.
Bill: She let out the smelliest chute toot.
The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.
Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.
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