Blasting skid marks off the sidewalls of a toilet with a urine stream.
That bowl was nasty, I had to stream clean it before I sat down and did my business.
Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.
I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.
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