3 definitions by Monkey Gray

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Horseyface (n). A term given to a monkey with a long strong face, similar to Barbaro. Horseyfaces are known for face slapping, belching, and being bad husbands. See also, Ruud Van Nistelrooy.
Why did Meggers ever agree to marrying Horseyface, that long faced 1/2 monkey 1/2 Seabiscuit?
by Monkey Gray October 16, 2007

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When you are sliding your member between a woman's large breasts, and without warning, finish above the neck.
Horseyface was riding those tata's when before Meggers knew it, he gave her some Rocky Mountain Refreshment.
by Monkey Gray October 12, 2007

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To push, with excessive force, a nice steamy brown trout out of your butthole.
Monkey, can I use your bathroom? I need to squeeze a brown one out.
by Monkey Gray October 26, 2007

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