1 definition by Monkey Business

Top Definition
to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
Guy 1: How did it go last night?
Guy 2: Not so good, so I had to spank the monkey!
#to jerk off #to rub one out #pleasing yourself #masturbate #to beat the meat
by Monkey Business March 03, 2011
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