A parish in county Louth north of Drogheda. Well known for such attractions as Donegans pub and Mulroys shop, where you can purchase the finest penny sweets
in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!