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8 definitions by Momo Mayes

 
1.
66
A text message symbol representing spoon or spooning.
Monique texts: I'm drunk and I want to 66. Come over.
Jesse texts: Sure sugar, we'll just spoon. You're drunk right?
by MoMo Mayes April 29, 2007
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2.
The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.
Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.

BAM - Spooneuver in process.
by MoMo Mayes April 29, 2007
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3.
66
A text message symbol representing spoon or spooning.
Marie texts: I'm drunk and I want to 66. Come over.
Jesse texts: Yeah, I want to 66 too...then I'm doing coke off your tits and we are fucking. I'll be there in 5.
by MoMo Mayes April 29, 2007
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4.
ETD
When your computer contracts a virus or disease from an electronic source. Electronically transmitted disease.
Alex: Get this, my computer contracted an ETD today.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.
by Momo Mayes June 21, 2007
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5.
Forming your hands in the shape vagina, thumbs to thumbs and top fingers to top fingers, and looking through the hole at someone who is bailing out on something fun. Vagina vision is also used during times of fear.
Jimmy: This party if great but my girlfriend is sick at home, I'm gonna take off.
Aaron: (Looking at Jimmy through his vagina vision)
Jimmy: What are you doing dude?
Aaron: Looking at a big pussy.
by Momo Mayes June 21, 2007
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6.
This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.
Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.
by MoMo Mayes April 29, 2007
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7.
Using a scale of 1 through 10 dragons (sometimes 11 or 12 in extreme cases) based on how bizarre something or a situation is. Dragon weirdness was first conceived in Starsky and Hutch in the jail house scene when Will Ferrell tells Starsky and Hutch that things may get really weird, "2 dragons."
Andrew: You see that tall blond over there with that midget?
Jenny: They liked to be called little people.
Andrew: Whatever, that's at least 11 dragons.
Jenny: Nah, I say it's no more than 9 dragons on the dragon scale.
by Momo Mayes June 21, 2007
4 1