A tall hotel manager named Gary Myers who is a glorified bellman. Looks like Joe Flaherty aka "The Count" from SCTV. Also, has a tendency of sleeping with female employees, and smokes 20 cigarretes an hour. Has a cult of people called the "Myerettes who follow him around the hotel like a bunch of salivating dogs.
You are a dork. A real MYERS
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