17 definitions by Mojo Mojowitz

safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 30, 2005

hollywood hangup

being heterosexual in West Hollywood.

"He seems to be a nice enough guy, but I think he has a hollywood hangup."

by Mojo Mojowitz December 7, 2005

laugh whore

Response when the price is not right (too low).

"Blow you for free?" said the laugh whore, "I don't think so!!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz September 13, 2005

Life

A series of tasks and duties between blowjobs.

So, Mr. Clinton, how's life ??

by Mojo Mojowitz September 22, 2005

Flip The Script

To extend your middle finger at the inane dialogue the scriptwriter would have you saying, especially if you are Jack Nicholson.

When I saw my lines for the next scene, I flipped the script.
-- Jack Nicholson

by Mojo Mojowitz August 29, 2005

Fukifiknow

Urban way of saying "I don't know."

"How do you get to Hoboken from here? Fukifiknow!!"

by Mojo Mojowitz October 8, 2005

NSFW

No Sense Fucking With

That mumbo jumbo of a mess you created on that computer makes it NSFW.

by Mojo Mojowitz September 26, 2005