4 definitions by Moisturizer

A person of absolute no use.

A useless mf who won’t do something you want or is just being stubborn.
Example 1:
person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.

Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.

Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.

Example 2:

Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts

Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.

Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.
by Moisturizer May 7, 2021
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Dove nigga is a brand of any product to make Niggas smell better and look like white people
Frankie: you know I’m actually black, I use dove nigga paint to make myself white

Aidy: I use dove nigga paint but mines chipping that’s why I got these freckles

Frankie: you must be using nigga dove paint then, it’s the off brand version
by Moisturizer May 7, 2021
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feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.
Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.
by Moisturizer September 27, 2007
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