Shelby's Law states that all women are selfish whores or liars.
It should be noted that some women can be whores and not liars, such as prostitutes
, and vise versa, with Nuns.
Bruce: "My girlfriend just got drunk and cheated on me with some douchebag
and won't even admit it to me.
Alan: "Shelby's law, dude. Shelby's law."