When you go out looking for someone to take home for the night and end up back at home, under the sheets, alone, and fluttering your feet (temper tantrums) because you're upset.
Friend: What time is it?
Me: Almost closing time man...
Friend: I need to hurry and scoop a chick up real quick.
Me: Man you're kicking sheets tonight.
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