13 definitions by MoLo36

cr-app

A software application that has little or no real value.

If you want to pop simulated bubble wrap on your itouch...there's a cr-app for that.

by MoLo36 May 13, 2009

Twittiot savant

Someone who is expert or brilliant when Twittering in contrast with the individual's overall abilities.

It’s nearly impossible to get Brad’s attention when he is Twittering. He’s a real Twittiot savant.

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

Some-sex marriage

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

art transplant

The act of moving an artist either willingly or unwillingly from one home or studio to another.

Pablo was three months behind on his rent and was forced to have an art transplant.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

ass-phyxiated

Being subjected to the odor of a horrific fart in very close quarters.

For the love of God, open that window before we’re all ass-phyxiated!

by MoLo36 April 22, 2009