3 definitions by Mistycloudx101

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tax
1) The money removed from citizens paychecks to pay the government. They are a pain in the butt.

2) A mixture of tag and axe. Guys that wear tax must smell really bad, are stupid enough to think that either tag or axe will work. They do not smell good, at all. Do not believe those commercials on tv.
Person 1: You better pay your taxes soon...the deadline is tomorrow.
Person 2: I know, I know! Stop Rushing me! OMG tomorrow!?! Aaaaah!
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Nicolette: Eww. Someone smells weird *turns around*
Ryan: What!? I'm wearing tag and axe.
Elaine: Ew gross, you're wearing tax.
by Mistycloudx101 June 13, 2008

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Being bookchecked is very unpleasant. It is when you are carrying books and someone randomly comes up to you and purposely slams them down to the ground. They usually do not help you pick the books up.
Elaine:*walks in the hallway,carrying 3 books and binders*
Justin:*pushes them down*
Elaine: Aw man!
Other student:*walks pass* Haha you got bookchecked!
Elaine: F you! *attempts to bookcheck other person*
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The ridiculously easy way to get high. Easily accessible by many age groups. Most popular among tweens who sniff it constantly, but often get tired and would rather small the cherry scented markers instead. Some schools have realized that these markers are dangerous, so they watch their students carefully use them. Just like when they handle white out and glue.
Elaine: Ooh! Sharpies!
Matt: Yea!..
Elaine: Give me one! *sniffs* Do you think we could get high off of this?
Matt: *shrugs and sniffs them,too*
by Mistycloudx101 June 13, 2008

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